Letter to my friend Death

Dear Death,
    The chances of you catching me are like the chances of me being on the moon tomorrow.So pretty much there is no chance. When I get old and ugly I will probably look forward to the day we meet. But for now just stay away til I say so.
    I feel like we are such close friends, but really we have never met, I've never even seen you. But this is a good thing, cause I really don't wanna die now. Cause life is treating me a lot better then you ever will.
    I don't know what else to say to you besides that I hate you. And thank you for never being there for me, not trying to be sarcastic. 
                
               Sincerely, 
                         Jacob Fotu


*Please write back*

My Last Night

Tonight is my last night on earth. I don't know how but i'm going to die tomorrow. What should I do for my last night? maybe I should just go party... Or maybe I should go repent...

Or should i just not go to sleep. Maybe go sky diving... in the night?! How good would that be? Maybe i should go get Chase Hansen's autograph, give it to my grandson, so he can sell it for millions when he is older.

Maybe I should go kiss the girl I've always wanted to kiss. Maybe I should go tell the people I care for that I love them. Maybe a joyride? Do something bad, go to jail. See what its like. Go on a shopping spree?

Screw it.... I'm going to bed at 9:30.

Street of Broken Dreams

i walk alone i walk alone

i have friends walking with me but they really arent my real friends

this lame street i walk on never ends

the yellow line in the street is faded

this boulevard must be dreaded

i walk alone i walk alone

there only a few street lights and they are flickering

and all the buildings arent even one bit admiring

i dont know where this road goes

and i dont think anybody knows

i think i can hear some music playing

but i go to listen to it and i dont get any feeling

i walk alone i walk alone

the snow is about knee high

and i think my worst enemy just walked by

a car just drove by and splashed slush all over me

this is what my boulevard of broken dreams would be

You've been thinkin about me (probably not)

You've been thinkin about me ALLLL week.
You've been thinkin about me like Brooklyn thinks about Ghana.
Like popes think about ganja.
Like toddlers think about getting jobs.
Like old people think about rap music.
You've been thinkin about me like Chase Hansen thinks about what people think.
Like Adolf thought about love.
Like dictionaries think about pictures.
Like picture books think about words.
Like Jocks and Cheerleaders think about nerds....
Really your probably not thinkin about me at all!:(

Love

1. Love is the feeling after helping someone.

2. Love is a question we all have but no answer for it.

3. Love is a passion you have for something or someone.

4. Love is willing to sacrifice something for someone else.

5. Love is your mom doing your laundry.

6. Love is a dad teaching a child to ride a bike.

7. Love is the warmth of a fire when camping.

8. Love is a way to live.