Dear Death,
The chances of you catching me are like the chances of me being on the moon tomorrow.So pretty much there is no chance. When I get old and ugly I will probably look forward to the day we meet. But for now just stay away til I say so.
I feel like we are such close friends, but really we have never met, I've never even seen you. But this is a good thing, cause I really don't wanna die now. Cause life is treating me a lot better then you ever will.
I don't know what else to say to you besides that I hate you. And thank you for never being there for me, not trying to be sarcastic.
Sincerely,
Jacob Fotu
*Please write back*
i love how you wrote it as a letter to death, such a good idea.
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